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The Desperados (1969)The Desperados (1969)iMDB Rating: 4.5
Date Released : 28 February 1969
Genre : Western
Stars : Vince Edwards, Jack Palance, George Maharis, Neville Brand. During the Civil War, Josiah Galt, a former parson, and his sons David, Jacob and Adam, become a gang of bandits who plunder, rob and rape for pleasure. Disgusted by the massacre of the whole population of St. Thomas, Kansas, David drops out of the gang and joins his wife Laura. After their son Pauly was born, David and Laura settle down in Chilon, Texas. A few years later, Galt's gang come there..." />
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During the Civil War, Josiah Galt, a former parson, and his sons David, Jacob and Adam, become a gang of bandits who plunder, rob and rape for pleasure. Disgusted by the massacre of the whole population of St. Thomas, Kansas, David drops out of the gang and joins his wife Laura. After their son Pauly was born, David and Laura settle down in Chilon, Texas. A few years later, Galt's gang come there with a view to robbing the local bank.

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Desperate

This 1969 western gives an early take on a dysfunctional family,

and almost works on its incredible action scenes alone.

Jack Palance is the father and leader of a bunch of Confederate

guerillas modelled after Quantrill's Raiders. He and his sons and

men invade towns, stealing money, raping women, and burning

the town to the ground. In one Kansas town, eldest son Vince

Edwards decides the killing needs to stop. Edwards kills one of

his own men by accident during the raid. He is arrested and

sentenced to death in a family run court. With family like this, who

needs in-laws? Anyway, Edwards escapes after kicking little

brother George Maharis' butt, and goes to Texas, changing his

name and living the good life with a wife and son.

In Texas, only marshal Neville Brand knows Edwards' secret.

Soon, Palance's gang sets their sights on Texas, specifically

Edwards' new town. After a deadly raid, some of the gang is jailed.

They escape, and the town finds out their new neighbor is in fact a

cold blooded killer, and a necktie party is thrown for Edwards. He

escapes with Brand, finds Palance's gang, then escapes from

them, knowing when the gang will strike next. Sure is a lot of

escaping going on.

Edwards thwarts a train robbery, killing Maharis. Palance kidnaps

Edwards' son, kills Edwards' wife, and the final showdown

between the two looms. It also turns out completely opposite from

what the viewer may expect.

Levin's direction is very good, and his action scenes are great. The

scenes aboard the flaming runaway train are very exciting. David

Whitaker's musical score is perfect, with bombastic stuff during

the action, pumping the adrenaline and setting the perfect mood.

The main problem is the two leads here. Vince Edwards as

Palance's son? Palance is only nine years older than Edwards,

and they do look the same age. Jack Palance is awful here,

playing the part way over the top and constantly stepping into

unintentionally hilarious melodramatics. Edwards is the opposite,

holding the same constipated look on his face throughout the film,

showing as little emotion as he possibly can. Despite some good

stunts, the fact that these two are in almost every scene brings

down any technical achievements. Even the normally reliable

Neville Brand seems at a loss here.

"The Desperados" is gritty and violent, but Levin's inability to get

control of his actors weighs down the action. I cannot recommend

this film.

This is unrated, and contains physical violence, strong gun

violence, some sexual violence, some gore, some profanity, and

some adult situations.

Latitude Zero (1969)Latitude Zero (1969)iMDB Rating: 6.3
Date Released : 26 July 1969
Genre : Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
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Sushi Sci-Fi with an American Twist

As was the norm in the 60's, Japanese filmmakers used old-time American actors to help market their films in the US and Europe. Such Hollywood classics such as Raymond Burr ("Godzilla"), Nick Adams and Robert Horton ("The Green Slime") made a second career by appearing in Japanese sci -fi.

Joseph Cotton ("Citizen Kane"), Cesar Romero (TV "Batman's" original Joker) and Richard Jaeckel ("The Dirty Dozen", "Spenser:For Hire", "The Green Slime"), were another three who appeared in this offbeat blend of sci-fi and fantasy.

Cotten has his hands full as a Captain Nemo-esque commander of the super sub Alpha (an odd coincidence, since he later played the famous submariner in MGM's "Captain Nemo and the Underwater City"), fighting against a mad scientist (Romero) with a penchant for splicing together mutant creatures to rule the world. Jaeckel plays the reporter tossed into this crazy conflict, which has little or no plot or character development, but is just your average no-brainer popcorn flick perfect for the fanboy in all of us.

A strange twist was the marketing of this film as a sequel to the live action version of the anime movie "Atragon", another super sub movie that bears absolutely no resemblance in design or plot to "Latitude Zero".

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Una sull'altra (1969)Una sull'altra (1969)iMDB Rating: 6.8
Date Released : 1 April 1973
Genre : Mystery, Thriller
Stars : Jean Sorel, Marisa Mell, Elsa Martinelli, Alberto de Mendoza
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The wife of a doctor (Jean Sorel) is murdered. He had a mistress a long ago, since his wife (Marisa Mell) always begged herself out of engagements because she is a asthmatic. On the other hand, she enjoyed a part time job as a stripper. Did the doctor kill her?

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Well made erotic thriller

This is not a giallo film, nor is it in the lines of the fun but more exploitative Fulci film THE DEVIL'S HONEY. Nor is it a horror film, though you should watch fast for a Fulci cameo as a doctor in the film's one very gruesome moment. It has some nice well thought out plot twists and a fun 1960's San Francisco atmosphere. It's a very well made film on all levels.

This deserves a decent release as most copies look like crud. The film is well staged in and around San Francisco and features ample but appropriate nudity.

The whole things builds momentum and suspense with an especially cleverly done ending. Also watch for the use of mirror and mirror images throughout the film. Unlike many Euro films from this era it is also well acted and decently dubbed into English. It actually looks like it was all shot in English as there is none of the usual rubbery lip sync.

Fulci was not a one trick pony director (as the better known Dario Argento definitely is) and if you're interested in seeing his diversity, see this film. If all you want is horror look elsewhere.

Her and She and Him (1970)Her and She and Him (1970)iMDB Rating: 5.3
Date Released : 25 March 1970
Genre : Drama
Stars : Nicole Debonne, Astrid Frank, Yves Vincent, Frederick Sakiss. Greta, a Swedish student comes to Paris with a view to making it there. But comely and friendly as she is, she soon becomes the prey of all the rutting males around. To run away from their horde she finds refuge in the arms of Claude, a rich educated lesbian girl. Happy at the beginning she gradually feels oppressed on account of the possessiveness of her mistress. One day she meets Jean and ..." />
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Greta, a Swedish student comes to Paris with a view to making it there. But comely and friendly as she is, she soon becomes the prey of all the rutting males around. To run away from their horde she finds refuge in the arms of Claude, a rich educated lesbian girl. Happy at the beginning she gradually feels oppressed on account of the possessiveness of her mistress. One day she meets Jean and falls in love with him. But Jean is a bisexual and is at present the model and lover of a celebrated homosexual artist, Mathias Decas...

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An X-rated church homily

"Because Paris is Paris," Swedish art history student Astrid Frank thumbs her way to the City of Lights with nothing more on her shoulders than a guitar case and a pair of blonde braids. When her friendliness is interpreted by a series of sexual predators as an open invitation to Swedish "free love," Greta retreats into a lesbian relationship with the affluent but lonely Nicole Debonne – but eventually tires of the older woman's possessiveness ("It disgusts me!") and sets her sights on the boytoy (Frederic Sakiss) of a celebrated gay painter (Yves Vincent) – with calamitous results.

Because CLAUDE ET GRETA (filmed as LES LIAISONS PARTICULIÈRES, it opened in Paris in 1970 as CLAUDE ET GRETA, but is now available on video as HER AND SHE AND HIM) was distributed by Radley Metzger, it begs comparison to a Radley Metzger production. Although director Max Pécas displays a painterly eye and occasional erotic gusto, his characters lack the depth that Metzger reliably brought to both his high living and lowdown sensualists. Worse yet, his script (co-written with Michel Ressi) depicts its homosexual characters as neurotic and borderline psychotic, while the two young innately hetero lovebirds are etched as innocents turned away from their destiny at the altar by the decadent allure of same sex relationships. Despite the abundant nudity and X-rated insert shots, CLAUDE ET GRETA doesn't advance any thinking that would be out of place in a Sunday sermon.

Rent THE LICKERISH QUARTET instead.

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Futz (1969)Futz (1969)iMDB Rating: 5.0
Date Released : 16 November 1969
Genre : Comedy
Stars : Seth Allen, John Bakos, Mari-Claire Charba, Peter Craig. Sexual satire about a young farmer who has had many bad experiences with women. He showers love and affection upon his pet pig, Amanda, saying she alone is worthy to be his wife. His "marriage" to Amanda causes a scandal in the community, almost mass hysteria." />
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Sexual satire about a young farmer who has had many bad experiences with women. He showers love and affection upon his pet pig, Amanda, saying she alone is worthy to be his wife. His "marriage" to Amanda causes a scandal in the community, almost mass hysteria.

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Too Absurd to be Comprehensible or Enjoyable

Story of a man who has unnatural feelings for a pig. Starts out with a opening scene that is a terrific example of absurd comedy. A formal orchestra audience is turned into an insane, violent mob by the crazy chantings of it's singers. Unfortunately it stays absurd the WHOLE time with no general narrative eventually making it just too off putting. Even those from the era should be turned off. The cryptic dialogue would make Shakespeare seem easy to a third grader. On a technical level it's better than you might think with some good cinematography by future great Vilmos Zsigmond. Future stars Sally Kirkland and Frederic Forrest can be seen briefly.

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Trusting Is Good... Shooting Is Better (1968)Trusting Is Good... Shooting Is Better (1968)iMDB Rating: 5.0
Date Released : 17 August 1968
Genre : Comedy, Western
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too slow, too boring, everything takes too long to happen

I like Hilton and Gordon Mitchell so I gave this one a try. The DVD I saw is an ugly, full-frame transfer, probably from VHS. English dub. It's a "funny" story of a man (Hilton) that runs afoul of a gang of three bank robbers (Mitchell, John Ireland, Piero Vida). The robbers are busy trying to double-cross one another and Hilton joins the party. A pretty blond (Sandra Milo) takes her turn at tricking each of the men also. The story is very reminiscent of double-cross pics like ONE DOLLAR TOO MANY or ANY GUN CAN PLAY. However, this film is a little tedious, a little boring. Some of the comic scenes are pretty well-done but the action sequences are slow-moving, boring, very poorly staged. Generally the pacing of the film is too slow, too boring, everything takes too long to happen. Music is an annoying carnival-style motif which is supposed to sound whimsical but features too much acid rock-style organ and guitar. Mitchell's part FWIW is basically a cameo, he is dead after 15min of the film. Hilton is charming but can't save the film on his own. As of this writing the full film is available on YouTube. 5/10 stars.

Cateto a babor (1970)Cateto a babor (1970)iMDB Rating: 5.0
Date Released : 16 March 1970
Genre : Comedy
Stars : Alfredo Landa, José Gálvez, Florinda Chico, Enriqueta Carballeira
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En este "remake" de Recluta con niño (1955) tenemos a Miguel Cañete, un rústico pueblerino de la localidad de Viñuela. Para su disgusto, Miguel es llamado al servicio militar por la Marina de San Fernando, debiendo acudir a filas sin remisión, ya que agotó todas las prórrogas posibles. El problema es que no tiene con quién dejar a Quique, su hermano pequeño. Se compromete con Jacinta, una paisana, simplemente para que ésta cuide de Quique a cambio de la promesa de casarse con ella cuando él termine el servicio. Pero Quique se siente muy mal entre aquellas personas y se escapa de polizón en el tren en el que viaja su hermano. Cuando llegan a San Fernando, lo único que se le ocurre a Miguel es dejar a Quique en casa de la única persona de la familia que vive allí: la tía Enriqueta, la cual ahora se codea con "gente importante" y lo que menos desea es tener a dos "pueblerinos" yendo y viniendo a su casa. Bajo la amenaza de delatar sus orígenes, Miguel logra dejar a Quique en casa de la ...

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Good remake. Not better nor worse than the original, but different.

We could call this film 'a time-updated remake of Recluta con niño (1956)'. Basically, we find just the same elements in both films, but there are several different points:

- This film is filmed in color, while the former one was in black and white.

- The place where the plot is developed is the Navy, while in the former one it was the Air Forces.

- In the flight scene, a helycopter has replaced the former plane.

- The actors are different: Alfredo Landa plays the former role of José Luis Ozores, José Gálvez plays Manolo Morán's, Laly Soldevila plays María Isbert's, Florinda Chico plays Julia Caba Alba's...

All in all, it's a film worth the time spent to watch it. It's funny, moving and entertaining. Of course, Spanish viewers will enjoy it best.

My rating: 7 out of 10.