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One Million AC/DC (1969)One Million AC/DC (1969)iMDB Rating: 2.9
Date Released : 21 July 2009
Genre : Fantasy
Stars : Susan Berkely, Billy Wolf, Sharon Wells, Natasha." />
Movie Quality : BRrip
Format : MKV
Size : 870 MB

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A piece of dinosaur doo-doo from master of crappy movies, Ed Wood

Back by popular demand, "Matthew Rants". Boy, did this movie made me want to rant. It is just an hour and twenty minutes of pure sex and orgies and not enough monsters. I mean the monsters don't get enough screen time. I know that this film contains scenes from "One Million B.C" (1940), but they don't get enough screen time. Now the film's plot is hard to follow because all the scenes are taken up by all the sex with these skinny women. It is about the day in the life of primeval times where man must fight this one T-Rex, where the characteristics change from a plastic toy to a cheesy puppet that was used in "The Mighty Gorga". Speaking of gorilla's, a woman gets raped by an ape. If the that stuff can be released on DVD, then why not "Ingagi" (1930). In a nutshell, I can describe this movies as follows: Crap crap crap crap. Wow, they spoke profanity back then? Crap crap crap. Whoa monsters! Crap crap crap crap crap. That was random. Crap. Yeah the F-word, the three lettered A-word and the four lettered H-word is spoken. The film's plot is a far cry from "One Million B.C."

Bottom line: This is a complete waste of time. A complete wast of money. A complete waste of talent and a complete waste of celluloid.

Rated NC-17 for constant sex.

This has been another "Matthew Rants".

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